Nov 16
Woman tries to smuggle 75 LIVE snakes on a plane…in her bra

So what told this hefa that this was a good idea? I mean she didn’t think of her luggage, possibly someone elses or even tryna sneak them in luggage pit?

All of the above where clearly not good options so she just opted to try her bra……

Possibly inspired by the comedy horror film Snakes on a Plane, a woman in Stockholm, Sweden, was arrested trying to smuggle 75 live snakes in her bra, according to research by the online travel agent www.sunshine.co.uk. Officials became suspicious when they spotted the woman repeatedly scratching her chest. Clearly they were either very small snakes, or the lady in question was wearing a very large bra.

Nov 11
Fail Pic


LMAO!!! I FIND THIS SHIT HILARIOUS!

Nov 2
World’s Biggest Meatball

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~ italian voice That’s a spicy meatball!

Owners of Nonni’s Italian Eatery in New Hampshire created the mega-meatball, which weighed in at 222.5 pounds.

Matthew Mitnitsky, owner of Nonni’s, said the giant ball of mince was authenticated as the largest on the planet after being weighed by officials from the state weights and measures department.

The old record of 198.6 pounds was set just over a month ago after Los Angeles-based talk show host Jimmy Kimmel vowed to beat a record set in Mexico. That record of 109 pounds was set in August.

Nov 2
“I’m allergic to my wife”

This is has got..to suck…

Darren Young, 45, is allergic to a component regularly used in common creams and body lotions.

His heart rate soars – it may even stop – and his body swells if he comes into contact with the chemical, known as polyethylene glycol.

He told The Sun: “When it comes to bedtime Sue doesn’t need a headache as an excuse. She just says she has been using body lotion and it might kill me.

Oct 13
Good Girl gets upset with divorcing parents. Cuts their asses up.

WRITTEN BY SLAUS OF OHELLNAWLBLOG.COM

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A young woman in Zhongshan City, China, recently developed her own unique way of dealing with her parents’ impending divorce; she killed them and cut the bodies up into pieces!

Police received a call from the landlord who discovered the bodies after a tenant complained about the foul odor emanating from room #803. The crime occurred in an eight-story apartment building where most of the residents worked in a nearby clothing factory.

Oct 7
A Message From Tyler Perry

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I know I’ve been a little quiet lately but I’ve been in silent reflection, quiet meditation, and prayer. Turning 40 is such a blessing. Especially because as I child I always thought I would die before I grew up.

Sep 30
Kid fakes kidnapping so he wouldn’t have to bring home his grades

This is something i would have done when i was a kid because i knew my mama was goin kill me…

But then again my aunt’s were my teachers so i was dead anyway :|

An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a “beat-up car” and threatened to kill him.
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Sep 29
92 year old woman skydives

Ole girl look like a skeleton strapped to a body…..

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A 92-year-old New Hampshire woman said she jumped out of a plane at 13,000 feet to “just try something different for a change.”

Jane Bockstruck of Swanzey said she does not know exactly what inspired her to go skydiving Sept. 19 at Jumptown in Orange, Mass., but she was determined to follow through after making the plan, The Keene (N.H.) Sentinel reported Monday.

“I must have read it someplace and all of a sudden, ‘I’m going to go skydiving.’ So I did,” Bockstruck said. “I’ve done so many things in life, I figured I’d just try something different for a change.”

Sep 29
The Brutal Killing of 16 year old Derrion Albert

WRITTEN BY MICHAEL SKOLNIK FOR GLOBALGRIND.COM
Found at Blogxilla.com

In the same city, the same windy city, where young Barry Obama walked through the streets to organize a community…the same city where Walter needed a Refrigerator to win a Super Bowl…the same city that in ‘68 made students run for their lives…the same city that needed Common Sense to understand the Twisted rhymes of a rapper…a city whose doors were opened up by Mr. West…a windy, cold city that we call “The Chi.” In this same city, Chi-Town, The Windy, The Chi, Chicago — this same city…has been brought to her knees…and we fall right there with her.

Sep 28
Sucide Bomber hids bomb IN his ass….

As I say on my twitter, determination is a hell of a drug!

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Suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri attempted to kill a Saudi prince by detonating explosives hidden in his bottom.

Al-Asiri, 23, managed to blow himself up in the attack in Jeddah, but his target, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, escaped with minor injuries.

Security experts said they have not come across a bomber who has concealed explosives in this way.

“We’ve never heard of anything quite like this before,” a source told The Sun.

Prince Nayef is the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia.

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