Nov 16
Woman tries to smuggle 75 LIVE snakes on a plane…in her bra

So what told this hefa that this was a good idea? I mean she didn’t think of her luggage, possibly someone elses or even tryna sneak them in luggage pit?

All of the above where clearly not good options so she just opted to try her bra……

Possibly inspired by the comedy horror film Snakes on a Plane, a woman in Stockholm, Sweden, was arrested trying to smuggle 75 live snakes in her bra, according to research by the online travel agent www.sunshine.co.uk. Officials became suspicious when they spotted the woman repeatedly scratching her chest. Clearly they were either very small snakes, or the lady in question was wearing a very large bra.

Nov 2
World’s Biggest Meatball

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~ italian voice That’s a spicy meatball!

Owners of Nonni’s Italian Eatery in New Hampshire created the mega-meatball, which weighed in at 222.5 pounds.

Matthew Mitnitsky, owner of Nonni’s, said the giant ball of mince was authenticated as the largest on the planet after being weighed by officials from the state weights and measures department.

The old record of 198.6 pounds was set just over a month ago after Los Angeles-based talk show host Jimmy Kimmel vowed to beat a record set in Mexico. That record of 109 pounds was set in August.

Oct 13
Good Girl gets upset with divorcing parents. Cuts their asses up.

WRITTEN BY SLAUS OF OHELLNAWLBLOG.COM

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A young woman in Zhongshan City, China, recently developed her own unique way of dealing with her parents’ impending divorce; she killed them and cut the bodies up into pieces!

Police received a call from the landlord who discovered the bodies after a tenant complained about the foul odor emanating from room #803. The crime occurred in an eight-story apartment building where most of the residents worked in a nearby clothing factory.

Sep 28
Sucide Bomber hids bomb IN his ass….

As I say on my twitter, determination is a hell of a drug!

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Suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri attempted to kill a Saudi prince by detonating explosives hidden in his bottom.

Al-Asiri, 23, managed to blow himself up in the attack in Jeddah, but his target, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, escaped with minor injuries.

Security experts said they have not come across a bomber who has concealed explosives in this way.

“We’ve never heard of anything quite like this before,” a source told The Sun.

Prince Nayef is the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia.

Sep 28
Woman gives 15 year old girl “special attention” …. oh yea and the dog…

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A Florida woman pleaded no contest to lewd and lascivious battery after performing oral sex on a teenage girl and having sex with her dog.

You’re not going to believe what I found on this computer! (This is not the molested dog, silly)

A tipster turned over a computer disk to the Flagler Humane Society depicting Carla Rhea Maldonado, 41, of Palm Coast having sex with her German shepherd and performing oral sex on a then 15-year-old girl in 2005, the Daytona News Journal reports.

Sep 13
Kanye West loses his F’N mind Backstage at VMAs

Woah! I can’t not believe that Kayne West is acting like a lil kid like this.

According to Twitter, Kanye has been jacked out of his awards and the runner-ups won. He went over the edge backstage.

Yea so he has officially lost his mind.

Sep 13
The Video: Kanye West Disrespects the SHIT outta Taylor Swift at the VMAs

So really Kanye?? This is what’s hot in the streets nowadays?? We just shit on 18 year old girls while they are receiving their award. I can’t believe in this.

You really don’t know what to expect at the Video Music Awards

I mean how you snatch the mic outta somebody hand like that

I feel like Taylor Swift should soccerball kicked the shit outta Kayne West ass off that stage.

I love his music to death but he a lil shit kicker…

Sep 9
Caster Semenya looks like a woman now… well…kinda

Caster Semenya makeover

So here is the new and shiny Caster Semenya. Ya know, the woman everybody thought was man because she looked like a man.

I mean let’s be real. Look at her!

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That ain’t that big of a difference though :(

On a side note, she looks better here!

Caster Semenya makeover again

Anyway, what yall think???

Sep 4
Because there was no other softer way to say this….

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Wait a gotdamn minute… i just need to comment on this… can you ever imagine watching your son open this shit on Christmas day?? And after he opens it, he jumps up with joy! And you don’t know wtf to say because you want beat the shit outta of the muthafludpucka that bought this shit for him in the first place!

And YOU, the muthafludpucka that not only bought the shit, but stood in the isle and actually contemplated the purchase of possibly one of the most insulting gifts i have ever seen in my LIFE!

Sep 4
Umm… Wait …. What??

So i thought the goal was to get OUT of jail… not …not to get back in..

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A man was seriously injured after he climbed a fence and fell through razor wire while attempting to get back into jail because he said threats were made against his life, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies said that Sylvester Jiles, 24, came to the jail at about 7:30 p.m. Monday and told corrections officers he needed to be placed in protective custody due to the threats.

WKMG-TV reported that Jiles was released from jail on Friday and was given probation for a manslaughter conviction.

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