Nov 11
Muggers Return Wallet After Seeing Army ID

This dude STOOPID!

Milwaukee Army reservist’s military identification earned him some street cred Tuesday, when he says four men who mugged him at gunpoint returned his belongings and thanked him for his service after finding the ID.

The 21-year-old University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee student said he was walking home from work about 1:15 a.m. Tuesday when he was pulled into an alley and told to lay face down and with a gun to his neck. Four men took his wallet, $16, keys, his cell phone and even a PowerBar wrapper from his pants pockets, he said.

Nov 11
Fail Pic


LMAO!!! I FIND THIS SHIT HILARIOUS!

Nov 2
World’s Biggest Meatball

worlds biggest meatball

~ italian voice That’s a spicy meatball!

Owners of Nonni’s Italian Eatery in New Hampshire created the mega-meatball, which weighed in at 222.5 pounds.

Matthew Mitnitsky, owner of Nonni’s, said the giant ball of mince was authenticated as the largest on the planet after being weighed by officials from the state weights and measures department.

The old record of 198.6 pounds was set just over a month ago after Los Angeles-based talk show host Jimmy Kimmel vowed to beat a record set in Mexico. That record of 109 pounds was set in August.

Nov 2
“I’m allergic to my wife”

This is has got..to suck…

Darren Young, 45, is allergic to a component regularly used in common creams and body lotions.

His heart rate soars – it may even stop – and his body swells if he comes into contact with the chemical, known as polyethylene glycol.

He told The Sun: “When it comes to bedtime Sue doesn’t need a headache as an excuse. She just says she has been using body lotion and it might kill me.

Oct 13
Good Girl gets upset with divorcing parents. Cuts their asses up.

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A young woman in Zhongshan City, China, recently developed her own unique way of dealing with her parents’ impending divorce; she killed them and cut the bodies up into pieces!

Police received a call from the landlord who discovered the bodies after a tenant complained about the foul odor emanating from room #803. The crime occurred in an eight-story apartment building where most of the residents worked in a nearby clothing factory.

Sep 30
Kid fakes kidnapping so he wouldn’t have to bring home his grades

This is something i would have done when i was a kid because i knew my mama was goin kill me…

But then again my aunt’s were my teachers so i was dead anyway :|

An 11-year-old boy gets high marks in storytelling after staging a hoax to cover up his bad grades. Police said the boy faked his kidnapping Friday to avoid bringing home a bad report card, saying that a man with a pistol snatched him after he left Ed White Middle School. The boy said the man forced him into a “beat-up car” and threatened to kill him.
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Sep 28
Sucide Bomber hids bomb IN his ass….

As I say on my twitter, determination is a hell of a drug!

hid bomb in ass

Suicide bomber Abdullah Hassan Tali al-Asiri attempted to kill a Saudi prince by detonating explosives hidden in his bottom.

Al-Asiri, 23, managed to blow himself up in the attack in Jeddah, but his target, Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, escaped with minor injuries.

Security experts said they have not come across a bomber who has concealed explosives in this way.

“We’ve never heard of anything quite like this before,” a source told The Sun.

Prince Nayef is the head of the security service in Saudi Arabia.

Sep 28
Woman gives 15 year old girl “special attention” …. oh yea and the dog…

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A Florida woman pleaded no contest to lewd and lascivious battery after performing oral sex on a teenage girl and having sex with her dog.

You’re not going to believe what I found on this computer! (This is not the molested dog, silly)

A tipster turned over a computer disk to the Flagler Humane Society depicting Carla Rhea Maldonado, 41, of Palm Coast having sex with her German shepherd and performing oral sex on a then 15-year-old girl in 2005, the Daytona News Journal reports.

Sep 13
Kanye West loses his F’N mind Backstage at VMAs

Woah! I can’t not believe that Kayne West is acting like a lil kid like this.

According to Twitter, Kanye has been jacked out of his awards and the runner-ups won. He went over the edge backstage.

Yea so he has officially lost his mind.

Sep 13
The Video: Kanye West Disrespects the SHIT outta Taylor Swift at the VMAs

So really Kanye?? This is what’s hot in the streets nowadays?? We just shit on 18 year old girls while they are receiving their award. I can’t believe in this.

You really don’t know what to expect at the Video Music Awards

I mean how you snatch the mic outta somebody hand like that

I feel like Taylor Swift should soccerball kicked the shit outta Kayne West ass off that stage.

I love his music to death but he a lil shit kicker…

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