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Jan 6

 Wanted by the FBI: agents, language specialists, computer experts, intelligence analysts and finance experts.

The FBI said on Monday it had launched one of the largest hiring blitzes in its 100-year history involving 2,100 professional staff vacancies and 850 special agents aimed at filling its most critical vacancies.

The agency, which seeks to protect the United States from terrorist attack, fight crime and catch spies, among other duties, said it currently has more than 12,800 agents and about 18,400 other employees.

Since the Sept 11, 2001, attacks, the FBI has been criticized for not having enough employees fluent in foreign languages and for not moving fast enough to upgrade its computer system.

FBI Assistant Director John Raucci of the Human Resources division said the federal law enforcement agency is seeking to bring more people on board with skills in critical areas, especially language fluency and computer science.

“We’re also looking for professionals in a wide variety of fields who have a deep desire to help protect our nation from terrorists, spies, and others who wish us harm,” Raucci said.

He said the FBI, which has been investigating corporate wrongdoing in connection with the current financial crisis, also needs finance and accounting experts, along with those skilled in physical surveillance and various other employees.

The hiring initiative for FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C., and for its field offices would replace departed staff and add some employees, officials said. (Reporting by James Vicini, Editing by Jackie Frank)

Damn son i just missed my ticket in. I wish i was done with school because i would sholl (slave) jump on the chance to be one of the computer experts. That would be great for me.

Idk if i would want to work for the government though. Lol @ the search for spies.  I always wanted to be undercover.

Have you lost your job??? The FBI is hiring!

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Jan 6

How many of you guys want a man from the interenet? Or better yet Facebook? Well according to Whitney Casey, finding men on Facebook is the way to go.

How creepy is this on a scale for 1 to 10 as far as i am concerened? Very! :)

But that doesn’t stop Whitney Casey from giving teens advice on how to snag a guy from Facebook. She gives tips like “Don’t show more than what you put out there already on Facebook” and  “if they say that they stay at home, are more quiet and introverted … and then you go look at their profile pictures and they show them out with friends, dancing”.

I know social networking has grown into something that is only going to get worst with time, but this is damn ridicoulus. She even hints at asking the guys’ friends on facebook about the guys character. Now i know what your saying,”Theres nothing wrong with that, people do it all the time!”.

EEEEHHHHHHH!!! People do it all the time in person! It’s one thing to try and holla at a guy that you see hanging with one of your friends..but its ccoommmpllleeettly stalker material when you start asking about them on  Facebook.

It looks desperate.

I’m so through.

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Jan 6

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Police say an angry 4-year-old Ohio boy grabbed a gun from a closet and shot his baby sitter. Nathan Beavers, 18, was hospitalized Sunday with minor wounds to his arm and side after the shotgun attack. Police say another teen was also injured.

Witnesses told police the child was angry because Beavers accidentally stepped on his foot. Beavers was watching the child at a mobile home in Jackson with several other teenagers and several other children.

Jackson County Sheriff John Shashteen says authorities are investigating. The child has not been charged..(Heard it first at OHN)

LAWD WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO!

I didn’t know Ohio got down like this. And see i was considering watching children as a way to make some money on the side but i be GOTDAMNd if im gonna do it now. Children shootn n shit.

My question is, how did he know where the gun was???  Why wasn’t this gun somewhere far far out of reach???

See this is why  i don’t watch everybody kids…

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Jan 5

You become Mario Cart in real life.

I know that i get bored ALOT but i don’t have this much time on my hands. This is not okay. This is something that you imagine happenin… this is not something that you ACTUALLY renact. No one should say “Let’s do this” because this is just a theory people. This shouldn’t be real

Fail.

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Jan 5

Teyana Taylor or howeva the hell you spell her name, calls herself doing the Single Ladies dance ~cough~……yea.

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Jan 2

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Jett Travolta, the 16-year-old son of John Travolta has died after suffering a seizure at his family’s vacation home at the Old Bahama Bay Hotel on Grand Bahama Island.

Travolta’s attorney, Michael Ossi, tells Reuters that attempts were made to revive him, but he died at the scene.

Access reports Jett fell and hit his head on a bathtub at the hotel. TMZ reports Jett was taken to the Rand Memorial Hospital.

Travolta, 54, wife Kelly Preston, 46, and their family had been vacationing in the Bahamas. Travolta and Preston also have a daughter, Ella, 8.

Travolta has said Jett suffers from Kawasaki Syndrome (a condition that often leads to heart disease) but it’s rumored that Jett has some form of autism.

Our deepest condolences go out to the Travolta family and friends.(Source)

Damn this is horrible man…. I feel so sorry for him. His son was so young. My deepest sympathy goes out to the family.

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Jan 2

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Who stays up blogging late like i do?? Really who does this shit! I’m starting to scare myself at how much i enjoy doing this. It’s damn 2:00 a.m where i live and what the hell am doing???? Writing post n S on my wordpress blog because i am not tired enough to go sleep.

Something…has…got…to give.

I don’t do this on a regular basis and this isn’t something that i make a habit of but tonight i am just extra up! For whatever reason. And if you reading this right now, what i want to know is why??? What are you doing up this late reading this blog and knowing that this is a fresh post?

Underage kid, yea, YOU, does your mother know that you are up right now either in your living room or in your room on the computer after she already told yo hard headed behind to go to sleep???? Yea I DON’T THINK SHE KNOWS….

I’m done.

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Jan 2

Even in my best days as a kid, i was NEVER this good with a Hula Hoop. I mean this girl is off the chain right now man. Why isn’t she famous?? Yall check out the hula hooping girl and tell me what yall think. I can’t do that shit! That i do know.

I know there is some place somewhere that she can use these skills.

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Dec 30

Insanity runs in my family. Unfortunately it has trickled down to my little sister,who has absolutely nothing mentally wrong with her. She is not handicapped or anything, she just out her damn mind.

She has some discrepancies that she wants to share regarding this remake.

Don’t judge us

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Dec 30

I don’t think i mentioned on her the fact that The Last Dragon will be coming out and having a remake in coming years on here did i?? Well i am so excited that i have no choice but to mention it if i didn’t mention it before. I even made a video about it, that’s how excited i am. Enjoy : )

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