Jul 3
Just one reason not to have sex while your kids are home….

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This could only end badly….

A 16-year-old girl thought she heard her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend and rounded up some friends who beat him up, only to learn later that the couple actually were having sex, the woman and police said. The girl misinterpreted the woman’s amorous screams, and she and four other teens went to the woman’s bedroom in the Torrington home on June 6, police Lt. Bruce Whiteley said Thursday.

Jun 25
Michael Jackson Dies

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Everybody if you haven’t heard, Michael Jackson is dead. He died today.

He went into cardiac arrest and died at UCLA Medical Center.

Every news outlet in the world is reporting this and I am not at a computer so this is all I can report on this right now.

Michael Jackson dead.

I will update later. I’m hurt yall

Jun 23
So I’m sittin in the dr’s office….

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N someone is sleeping on the damn floor! Why not sleep in a chair???

No this asshole chooses the most UNsanitary place to lay his head and sleep. WTF!

Do you know how filthy that carpet could be???

Someone explain this dumbass shit..

Jun 18
The American Government Apologizes to Black People For Slavery

So wtf is this going to be… a nationwide PSA.

I can see it now

“Oh yea sorry about the whole taking-you-from-your-native-country thing. We didn’t actually mean it when we called you niggas. I mean that’s all we can say really is OUR BAD. Ya know. We hope we can get past all the lynchings and raping of your women and children thing”

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA!

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Jun 18
Spectacular Parody: LMFAO!!!!

MAN this shit is hilarious. Whoever took the time to sit there, draw this and think it through, deserves a hand clap. I ain’t think that video could be made anymore gayer. But after i saw this, i digress.
It has

in fact

been given that extra dose of gayness.

Damn i know spectacular wishes he would have NEVER made that video. Or at least thought it through better.

Jun 18
White woman named Kate spanks child and now she’s “unstable”

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ARE YOU F’N KIDDING ME?!

Where are the mofos that said this BS!? That’s HER child. If she wan’t s to spank HER child she can! It’s not like she stomped the girl into the ground or no BS like that. See this is why kids are running rampant nah.

Here’s the story:

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Jun 18
Twitter Questions

The question is: Do you think boys are easier to raise than girls?

  1. Arnell

    cre8tv_rec@MsLizziA I hate to come off as biased or chauvinistic, but guys are easier to raise hands down!

  2. Lefty Swag
  3. LeftySwag@MsLizziA neither is easy - they both have thier challenges
Jun 12
Man Steals Car To Go To Court

Look how stupid you are…..

A Lawrenceville man was arrested Tuesday morning after police said he hijacked his girlfriend’s car to show up for court on time.

Marcus Tavon Brown was taken into custody shortly after he arrived at Lawrenceville Municipal Court, authorities said.

“We got a call from a lady who said a guy had taken her car at gunpoint and was headed to court,” Lawrenceville police spokesman Capt. Greg Vaughn said.

Jun 11
Miss California De-Crowned

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Poor Ms.California got stripped of her title and she wasn’t even naked in the pics….

Miss California USA Carrie Prejean has been stripped of her title for failing to fulfill her contract commitments, pageant officials said Wednesday.

Pageant owner Donald Trump issued a statement that said he fired the controversial runner-up to the Miss USA contest not for her beliefs on gay marriage but for her failure to make required appearances and for unauthorized attendance at other events.

Jun 11
Relationships VS Talking

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I want to address what it means to date somebody nowadays. Because obviously there is a whole new spin on what it means to be in a “relationship” and what it means to just “talk”. Personally i think its all bullshit but im going to go ahead and break it down anyway and bare it in all of its ignorance.

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